Appeared Sept. 2006

It's funny, 'cause it's unrelated!

 

American Express can now improve your vision!

How?

By getting closer seats at concerts and sporting events.
So if you can't see well

(Like the poor bastard on the left)

get an Amex card

and you won't have to care about

crappy vision,

because you'll get closer seats.

 

Ahem.

A big thanks to good friend and loyal DumbAds reader Amy for finding this ridiculous crap and caring enough to share it with all of you.

 

Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.