|Appeared Sept. 2006||
It's funny, 'cause it's unrelated!
American Express can now
improve your vision!
|By getting closer seats at concerts and sporting events.|
So if you can't see well
(Like the poor bastard on the left)
get an Amex card
and you won't have to care about
because you'll get closer seats.
|A big thanks to good friend and loyal DumbAds reader Amy for finding this ridiculous crap and caring enough to share it with all of you.|
Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.