Received in October 2000

He must be a professional!


This guy gave me one of his business cards.  He runs a rent-a-cop service.

He wants us to know he is a trained professional.

He wears a suit.

He wears a badge.

He has a pen.

Reader Paul S. noticed this helpful advertising tip:

"All my rent-a-cops are guaranteed to NOT be bank robbers
and have never threatened the President!"


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