Appeared in June 2006

That's why kids don't like water!


Ah, yes,
the common problem of
marketing things to

(see also the problem of
 marketing cottage cheese.)

Water's not exciting,
or loaded with sugar
and caffeine.

I know!

Change the shape of the bottle!

That's why kids don't drink water, because
shape of the bottle was too boring!

I'm surprised they didn't tell us it was "EXTREME WATER!"


Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.