|Appeared in October 1998||
"But officer, I was eating a doughnut!"
Did you ever go to buy Auto Insurance and they ask "Do you smoke?" The agent tells me I get a discount because I don't smoke. "It's a distraction," she tells me. I ask if I also get a discount for not having a cell phone, as that is an even bigger distraction, but to no avail.
So how much of a discount will I get for not owning The AUTO BIB?
It's "...spring supported to hold a full meal!" I'm thinkin, "Eat, THEN drive!!!" I don't feel comfortable on the freeway knowing the guy next to me is doing 75 while working on a steak and baked potato.
The ad boasts, "Drips can't get through the
TYVEK coated surface."
Notice also that the girl in the photo is not wearing a seatbelt, and from the position of her legs we can see that her feet are nowhere near the pedals.
Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.