Appeared Sept. 2006

Because I need gummies!


I'm aware that this print ad is probably based on a televised ad I have yet to endure.

It doesn't seem like seeing such an ad would reduce the stupidity of this version.

Why is this guy crawling through the back window
and demanding to be taken to a source of candy?
More importantly,

Why is he asking to be taken to Germany,

when the Ferrara Pan Candy Company is located in Chicago?



Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.