Appeared in April 1999

You can tell he's a professional


After all, he even has his own shoulder patch with his name and job title. Or maybe that's the poor guy's surname...

But what, you ask, could this be an ad for?

A Security Services Company?

A Burglar Alarm Company?

A support group for Men With
Enormous Hands?


A furniture wholesaler. Of course!


Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.