Appeared in February 2000

Talk about an ass-kisser!

"Come on down here and smooch my big ol' white butt!  Pucker up, Buttercup!"
-- Jeffrey Jones, as Ed Rooney, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, 1986

When I think about qualities I seek in a web service provider which prove their professionalism and capability,

planting a big wet one on my keister is not on my list.


A big THANKS to Brad M. for finding this advertising atrocity.


Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.