Appeared in June 2006

Fresh-squeezed pants


Pants that are good for you! 

They're "Calcutta Cloth," 'cause it sounds imported!

These pants are apparently available
"Zesty fresh-squeezed colors..."

...and served in cones.
Yet again, full credit to Beth M., whose wardrobe
doesn't contain anything made of
"Calcutta Cloth."


Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.