Appeared in May 1999

What does it take to sell cereal?


I grew up knowing Captain Crunch, and all of his affiliate cereals,

but "Cozmic Crunch" with a one-eyed green Captain Crunch with antannae? When I was young, it was enough to taunt us with 25-cent plastic p.o.s. toys to get us to beg our mothers to buy the oversugared cereals,

but "Orange Space Dust?"

Reader Owen Phillips comments,

Why the fook does ORANGE space dust turn milk GREEN?


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