Appeared April, 2006

Collectible Captured Baby Boy


Yet another "collectible" doll.
I've seen products claim to be made of "imported" substances, obviously implying that if the substance (be it leather, marble, silk, whatever) comes from another country,

it must be far superior to a similar substance from the USA.

but how much better is "imported collectible vinyl?"

So good it's trademarked!

But the most disturbing part of the whole ad: 

What a horrifying tagline!


Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.