Appeared April, 2006

It smells like that smell in your car


 If I'm selling a stereo that's intended to be used in the car,
I'll call it a Car Stereo.

An alarm to be used in the car?
A Car Alarm.

A seat cover for the seat in my car?
A Car Seat Cover.

But what if I'm selling a fragrance product
to be used in the car?

If you're selling a product such as scented oil, that's intended to cover up stinky odors which occur in a car, could you pick a worse product name than

"Car Scented Oil?"

The scent of my car is what I wanted to eliminate, not amplify!


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