Appeared in November 1984

The Casio Backpack Keyboard


I am myself a keyboardist, and if I ever hauled my keyboard around like this, I would hope someone would slap me in the head.

So we got the chick with colored hair to represent Punk,

we got the black guy to represent Funk,

we got the cowboy guy to represent country,


And this moron to represent Rock. This is the best they could do?


Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.