Appeared April, 2006

I wonder what I'll do today...


An attractive young woman,
enjoying the sun,
gazing off into the distance.

She might be contemplating life,
remembering an old love,
wondering what to watch on TV... 



She's thinkin' about
 wiping her ass. 
And saving 25 on the effort.
For reasons beyond me, toilet tissue advertisements seem to be a regular feature on this site, producing some of the crappiest (pun intended) ads on this site.  See the others:

Double Roll Math Lesson

Bears poopin' in the woods

Cushy Ripples

Butt Lint 


Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.