Appeared in Sept./Oct. 1980

If I drink this, I'll look like that guy!

 

 

Sometimes ads show attractive, intelligent-looking models enjoying their products.

The implication, of course is that if you consume the product they're pitching, you'll be attractive and intelligent as well, and probably get lots and lots of sex!

Apparently, The Club wanted people to aspire to be Geeks or Old Farts.

I don't get it.

 

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