Dumb Ads == Pamper your puppy. Or, your ass.

Let's pamper our skin. How do we do that?

With an aloe plant,

and putting cucumber slices on our puppy.

Wait, what?

So by wiping my ass with Cottonelle ("with Aloe & E"),
it's sort of like putting cucumber slices on my (or my puppy's) eyes.

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