|Appeared in October 2000||
Lose weight, $3 a pound
Damn! How am I going to
drop all this fat just prior to a special event?
Ah! Of course!
You know it works, 'cause NOTHIN' in Hollywood's fake, and this stuff even has the word Hollywood ON THE LABEL!!!
Folks, there is only one way to lose 10 pounds in two days without a lot of exercise, and it involves spending most of those 48 hours in close contact with the toilet.
So you could spend $30 on a bottle of juice, or you could just eat some undercooked, room-temperature ham and achieve about the same result.
Who voted it #1
diet of the year?
The guys who
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