Appeared in April 1999

Overpriced, ugly crap-o-rama!

 

Leave it to Dillards,
the 300 percent store
(not rated on effort or service, but because they charge 3 times the reasonable price for anything they sell.)

What in the hell is this poor girl wearing?

This looks like something you'd wear at family gatherings only, because an aunt made it for you, and you want to keep her happy.

But no, Dillard's can convince you to blow $118 bucks on this ugly piece of crap.

 

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