Appeared in October 2000

Cover up that hideous appliance!!!


Not only have I never really considered my vacuum to be an unsightly eyesore,

it sure ain't as ugly as "Maid."

Can I get a handcrafted plush cover to cover my

As though I needed to add just a little more time to my household chores.


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