Appeared in May 1999

Whose advice do you trust
concerning your toilet?

 

At first, I was confused what Julius Caesar has to do with the cleanliness of my toilet, but then I noticed they helpfully identify him:

Now I'm curious what Father Time has to do with the cleanliness of my toilet.

Is it that this product will purportedly last so long, that Father Time will.... um, like it?

I just don't get the connection.

 

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