Appeared in June 2006

Life, Liberty, and Living Fork-Free!

 

     JULY FOURTH!   

A time for Americans to celebrate our nation's history, and specifically our Declaration of Independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain, in 1776.

But the real tyranny, apparently, has been those damn forks.

All this time, I thought using the fork as an eating utensil
was something which made us an evolved species.

Well, apparently if we'd just stuck with hot dogs and Coke,

we wouldn't have had to learn how to use those complicated utensils.

 

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