Appeared in April 1999

Sniffin' laundry in the dark

 

I suppose it's better than
dirty laundry you can sniff out in the dark...

"The Smell says Clean?"

no,

The Smell says Perfumed.

You could save yourself a lot of laundry time by just dousing your clothes with a can of Glade, really.

 

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