Appeared in June 2006

Gloves?  How do I wear 'em?


When I buy socks,
I'm pretty sure they go on my feet.

When I buy sunglasses,
I assume they belong on my face.

If I buy a shirt,
I'm relatively certain I know
how to wear it.


But apparently, this advertiser
decided to let me know
where I'm supposed to wear these

As opposed to "Foot Gloves," or "Ear Gloves," I suppose.


Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.