Received in February 2001

How big a lawn does my apartment have? 


Shortly after moving
(into an apartment)
I get on Home Depot's mailing list.

They provide me with a handy! shopping list, so I can go right down to the local Home Depot store, and stock up on all those things I need for my new apartment...

Like a Garage Door Opener, a Storage Shed, or best yet...

Lawn Mowers.

Even if this WERE a house, how many Lawn Mowers do I need? 


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