Appeared Sept. 2006

Are they approved?


I have nothing against Hot Pockets.

Sure, I've subsisted on them from time to time.

But to call a frozen, microwavable meat/cheese/bread pocket
"Deli Style" insults every real delicatessen
on the planet.

So who do they get to vouch for the quality of these?


The "Deli Man!"

(Is that his actual job title?)


This ad is dumb, because it's Dumb Ads Man Approved!


Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.