|Appeared in July 1999||
How big is too small?
One must wonder how late the copywriter had stayed up before launching this ridiculous and logic-less tagline.
"My garage is so big
I can't even park a bicycle in it!"
Apparently, Klondike Bar ® is so big and thick, that that they decided not to put in a tiny stick,
because it won't fit.
WHAT?!!!! What the heck does this mean?
Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.