Appeared in July 1999

How big is too small?

 

Apparently,
Klondike-Bar-Sized!

One must wonder how late the copywriter had stayed up before launching this ridiculous and logic-less tagline.

"My garage is so big
I can't even park a bicycle in it!"

Apparently, Klondike Bar   is so big and thick, that  that they decided not to put in a tiny stick,
because it won't fit.

WHAT?!!!!  What the heck does this mean?

 

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