Appeared in July 1999

How big is too small?



One must wonder how late the copywriter had stayed up before launching this ridiculous and logic-less tagline.

"My garage is so big
I can't even park a bicycle in it!"

Apparently, Klondike Bar   is so big and thick, that  that they decided not to put in a tiny stick,
because it won't fit.

WHAT?!!!!  What the heck does this mean?


Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.