Appeared June 2007

Absolutely FREE!

 

Good friend and repeat DumbAds submitter Steve Hedenskög received this fantastic waste of paper.

Millstone Coffee wants you to buy their products, so they're sending out this 6" x 10.5" glossy folder

with a FREE surprise inside!

When you open the brochure, your discovery is...

A coffee bag.

Here, I'll just let Steve do the ranting for me.  In his words...

"One Cup
One Flavor
One Roast
One Sip
One Day
One Moment...

ONE [F***ING] EMPTY COFFEE BAG
THAT YOU CAN GET FOR FREE AT THE STORE
NEXT TO THE GRINDER.

And not one [f***ing] coupon."

(His words, the edits are my fault.)

Apparently, they make it easy by giving you a bag which you have to take to the store and fill, instead of just sending you to the store and asking you to reach one foot to your left for the same damn bag.

 

Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.