Appeared in April 2000

It's an INTERNET mouse pad!

 

Hey, it says "Surf..."

Must be something to do with browsing the Internet!

...for FREE!!!

I was so pissed that it's a dollar mousepad instead of anything to do with the net, that I called them seven or eight times, putting on my best redneck accent,

"I wanna larn more 'bout that thar free innur-net yer givin' away!"

P.S.  The mouse is upside-down in the picture...

 

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