Appeared June 2007

Football and Hot Dogs!




Here we go again.  We have to somehow use football to sell hot dogs.

So let's hire a football player,

put that black shit under his eyes,

use a witty "football" tagline,
"Go!"   HA!

And put freaking football lacings on the hot dog with mustard.

But then, "Pimp My Grill."  What the hell?



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