|Appeared in May 1996||
Wow! That's a new idea!
Did I miss a meeting?
Salad dressing used to come in a glass bottle, which you opened and poured.
Then they put it in a plastic squeeze bottle.
And apparently it's been in
a squeeze bottle for so long
Next, they'll be selling "non-microwavable popcorn," that you have to put into a special machine called a "popcorn popper." But it'll be NEW!
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