Appeared in June 2006

Euphemisms a-plenty!


So, we want to hire some people,
but we want to drug test them,
but we don't want to
tell them we're going to drug test them.

So we need some euphemisms!

Before you work here, you need to apply.
"application process," as it were.

And at the application process, we need to assess you.

But before the assessment, we need to evaluate you.

So, we need a "pre-assessment evaluation" at the "application process."

Basically, we want you to pee in a cup 
so we can find out if you smoke dope.


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