Dumb Ads == Before you begin the initialization process...

So, we want to hire some people,
but we want to drug test them,
but we don't want to tell them we're going to drug test them.

So we need some euphemisms!

Before you work here, you need to apply.
The "application process," as it were.

And at the application process, we need to assess you.

But before the assessment, we need to evaluate you.

So, we need a "pre-assessment evaluation" at the "application process."

Basically, we want you to pee in a cup
so we can find out if you smoke dope.

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