Appeared in July 2006

'Cause we got scientists!

We're not saying our razor's not irritating,

just that it's less irritating than others.

 

But our razor's scientifically better than others!

 

And we can prove it, too,

because we have...

a couple of guys in white lab coats in the corner of our ad.

We're not saying that they're scientists, or physicists, or even if they shave regularly.

But the white guy has a C. Everett Koop beard
and seems generally disinterested with the whole photo idea.

 

Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.