Appeared in June 2006

Toys that act like parents

 

The toy ad that starts out bad, and gets worse:

Singing & Dancing Elvis Bear

Singing & Dancing Frogs

Shaking/Crazy Animal

 

"Elvis Bear?"
 The frog sings an Usher song?
 They didn't know if it's an ape or a monkey so they called it a "crazy animal?"

But then...

 

. "Watch my road rage increase
when you shift gears"

 

Look!  It's a doll that acts just like Daddy
when we go on long road trips!

 

Comment from new reader Steve: "How does something like that get MADE?"

 

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