Appeared in April 2001

Happy Easter!  Tear up the lawn!


a)  The construction-hat kid believes his mother is cynical enough to have buried the candy three feet under.

b) The girl is hacking the hedgerow apart, looking for candy.

c)  Mom's just happy as hell, standing on the porch, watching these kids dismantle her landscaping.


d)  None of these vandals has noticed that there's SEVEN Snickers eggs sitting right out in the open.


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