Appeared June 2007

When you're all out of similes

 

Candy bar...  Candy bar is like... um...  it's like...

KIDNAPPING!

Not only is this ad dumb, but it's a full page, too!

Big and dumb.

 

When you think of kidnapping,
think of Snickers!

 

Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.