Appeared in March 1999

Wrestlin' my dinnerware

 

 He's 6' 3", 252 pounds, and he's got a 24K gold-bordered commemorative plate.

I don't know... he just doesn't look like he's "Having Fun Now."

While eating your macaroni & cheese from this amazing piece, you can imagine he's ousting YOU with his

"...signature Scorpion Death Lock and Stinger Splash!"

 

THIS IS THE AD that made me say, "Enough is enough...I have to make a website for all these crappy ads!" I saw this in the Sunday paper and realized it needed to be shared with the world. THANK YOU to  The Hamilton Collection for creating a product this ludicrous.

 

Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.