Appeared in October 1999

Talk to the wing!


So the Stove Top® people, who've been making wads of cash for years and years because of Americans' infatuation with eating Turkey and Stuffing every Thanksgiving...

are now attempting to tell us that we should just eat pork chops instead.

They reinforce their point by having a guy in a turkey costume, holding up some pork chops.

And apparently speaking from his armpit.  (or is it wing-pit?)

What I find truly sad is that the guy in this ad is probably a struggling actor and/or model, and his resume now shows:

October - November, 1999:
Position Held:  TURKEY.

Reader Timothy K. noted, "The Turkey Guy sure looks like Jim Belushi."

Come on, Tim.  What has Jim Belushi ever done to you?!!


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