Appeared in May 2006

Now THAT'S fast weight loss!


I've heard of fast
weight loss claims before,


And this place promises 
"Lose 5 - 15 Inches In One Hour Guaranteed"


(though they don't say how long that lasts)

But the reason the ad is on this site
Is that you will apparently lose weight so fast,

your hair won't even change position,
and your bikini will lose 5-15 inches, too. 


Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.