Appeared in May 1999

Are you a lazy slob?  Good for you!

 

When I think about all the unrewarded slovenliness I've engaged in, I almost cry when seeing this Sunlight ad.

They want me to wait until my house is

REEEEEALLY dirty,

and then they want me to

take a picture of it,

and send it in, and if I'm as lucky as

 

"1998 'Clean Up Your Kitchen Contest' Winner Dottie Grissom-Hardin, Charlotte, NC,"

they'll put a picture of my dump in a national advertisement and send a maid service over for a year to clean up after my lazy ass. They not only encourage me to not clean up after myself, by they'll reward me for not cleaning.

 

 

Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.