Appeared in October 1999

How about reading a book?

 

There's really nothing I can add to this.

The Harriet Carter Catalog of Ridiculous Crap Nobody Needs
offers the truly obsessed sporting enthusiast the opportunity to
"land a whopper while on the hopper."

(Full credit once again to Jody G. for finding these gems.)

 

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