Appeared in October 2000

This is considered "Good Taste?"

 

I received a catalog of
Useless Expensive Crap for Rich People.

This catalog contains not one useful nor practical item, but rather tacky, expensive shit to try to make my office look "classy."

And what could indicate "good taste" better than...

a poached, stuffed Cayman [sic] for 750 bones to hold my freakin'


"BUSINESS CARDS,

CANDY,

CIGAR ASHES,

OR WHATEVER YOU COME UP WITH."

If poached, stuffed wildlife constitutes "good taste," I'm glad I'm a slob.

"Pimper."  Could his surname possibly be more appropriate?
Well, maybe if it was
"Poacher."

 

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