Appeared in October 1999

Wott-Urr?  What's it for?


I was at the store and found a jug of this high-tech, newfangled chemical-ey stuff, where apparently a bunch of scientists somewhere had a bunch of oxygen,
and twice as much

and so they mixed 'em together.

Their marketing department named it


but I had no idea what it could be used for, until I discovered the handy! suggested uses, right on the label:

Ice cubes?!!!  You mean... I don't have to buy 'em anymore?
I can just buy this stuff and


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