Appeared in June 2006

Terrifying!

 

AAAAAAUUUGGGHHHH!!
So apparently the message here is that

if you're kooky and wacky,

you dress how you want,

you stand out from the crowd,

you're an individual...

You want a car that's just as unique as you are,
one that expresses your
individuality,
something
different!

Something like a white Ford Taurus.

Yep.  It doesn't get more original than that!

 

Text content and original graphics c.2006 by T. Graff / All ad images and scans copyright their respective owners.