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179. |
NEW! Added 8/13/07 - Poorly-placed advertisements |
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178. |
NEW! Added 8/13/07 - I can't wait to blow my nose! |
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177. |
Buy USA Currency for twice its face value |
|
176. |
Boys like military stuff
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|
175. |
It's a mini-playground for
bacteria
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|
174. |
Family time with
salsa
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|
173. |
Writing a love letter to food.
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|
172. |
Color your hair and get some sex!
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|
171. |
Giving away what was always free
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|
170. |
It's a football on a bun!
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|
169. |
Learning how to use a spoon
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|
168. |
Chocolate and kidnapping
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|
167. |
Whiskas with goldfish
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|
166. |
Made in the style of Real
Pizza
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| 165. |
Pamper your
Puppy
|
| 164. |
Blasting your slow cooker
gunk
|
| 163. |
Hayfever is over, thanks to
Kleenex
|
| 162. |
Fun for the whole family, except the
kids
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| 161. |
Longer lasting fun on the
toilet!
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| 160. |
Cleaning the shoeprints off the
furniture
|
| 159. |
He works for Scott as a
Bubble-Blower
|
| 158. |
God gave Rock and Roll to
Universal
|
| 157. |
Fall in love with her
hair
|
| 156. |
Doing yoga in the
can
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| 155. |
Dasani Shower
Water
|
| 154. |
The Big Game of
What?
|
| 153. |
Super Bowl and Cough
Medicine
|
| 152. |
How
drunk do you have to be?!?! |
| 151. |
God's
gift for the holidays? |
| 150. |
Use your Vision Benefits! |
| 149. |
For teeth that can cut steel... Colgate! |
| 148. |
Comparing diamonds to gravel |
| 147. |
She's
fallen, and she couldn't care less |
| 146. |
He's
hungry, because he works with steel |
| 145. |
Popcorn and Pirates |
| 144. |
Wear a badge if you're not sweaty |
| 143. |
It's
the Teddy Bear that likes spicy food |
| 142. |
As
long as some guy approves |
| 141. |
It's
Jesus, the Plains Indian |
| 140. |
We
have pomegranates... and stuff. |
| 139. |
All-American
Santa! |
| 138. |
The
Black Forest of Illinois |
| 137. |
American Express, Optometry
Professionals |
| 136. |
Texas doesn't just have cattle
anymore |
| 135. |
Quaker needs you to get new
pajamas |
| 134. |
How to clean the toilet, from
Brawny |
| 133. |
Let
the maids clean it |
| 132. |
Andy
Warhol's embroidery thread |
| 131. |
The
smell of Broadway |
| 130. |
Using
the blender is such a hassle |
| 129. |
Photo
of the White Trash family |
| 128. |
Pre-treating
laundry works better |
| 127. |
That's
a bad tee shirt |
| 126. |
Leonardo's
German watch |
| 125. |
The
iMicrowave |
| 124. |
The
scientific razor |
| 123. |
Buy
an aquarium, save some money |
| 122. |
Shoes
made with rubber |
| 121. |
Protect
America with a knife |
| 120. |
Ice-cream
bar comedy |
| 119. |
Cook with Pam or eat raw food |
| 118. |
Enormous human head sells dog
treats |
| 117. |
Savings
you don't have to pay for |
| 116. |
Water in a new shape |
| 115. |
Selling Divine Intervention for
$400 |
| 114. |
It's
(about) eight in one |
| 113. |
Free Cola! Sort of... |
| 112. |
Frightening the car
shoppers |
| 111. |
My shirt's got attitude! |
| 110. |
It's a sale upon a
sale |
| 109. |
For that
"aquarium" hairstyle |
| 108. |
Flavored Water |
| 107. |
It's
fake, but it's French! |
| 106. |
It's a burger... sauce... recipe |
| 105. |
Ridding the world of
forks |
| 104. |
Know what you're
selling |
| 103. |
The slippers that
feel no pain |
| 102. |
Not just any
chicken |
| 101. |
Bright, freshly-squeezed
pants |
| 100. |
'Cause food in cans is no
good |
| 99. |
How do YOU wear
gloves? |
| 98. |
"Optimized,"
or 42 times too large |
| 97. |
Our prices are just
the same |
| 96. |
Underwear makes you
happy |
| 95. |
Use someone else's
catch phrase |
| 94. |
But before we
assess you... |
| 93. |
It's a toy Los Angeles
driver |
| 92. |
Only the number's
collectible |
| 91. |
Life is apparently
disposable |
| 90. |
Diet, exercise and caffeine |
| 89. |
The high-security zippered wallet |
| 88. |
Lose weight without mussing your hair |
| 87. |
Captured baby boy |
| 86. |
Makes your car
smell like a car |
| 85. |
Deep thoughts
about... |
| 84. |
Origami and pickles |
| 83. |
Cheering for the
laundry |
| 82. |
Suddenly, we're an Irish
beer! |
| 81. |
It's a fishing gun. |
| 80. |
It's Spanish, and it
means... something. |
| 79. |
The carpet cleaner with
staying power |
| 78. |
A racially-sensitive rifle
manufacturer |
| 77. |
New cabinet racks to
replace old husbands |
| 76. |
It's as serious as a
fishing rod can be |
| 75. |
It's free, but someone has
to pay for it |
| 74. |
Craftsman tools for boys
or girls |
| 73. |
Double: now twice
as much! |
| 72. |
The Holiday Inn Power
Breakfast |
| 71. |
The telescope that's
either 525x or 225x |
| 70. |
A new, old idea in
salad dressing |
| 69. |
Bologna? What do
I do with that? |
| 68. |
Easy to find, with a
microscope |
| 67. |
The hero of plate
collectors everywhere |
| 66. |
He has a professional
pen |
| 65. |
Clothing model by day,
pimp by night |
| 64. |
Eat, drink, and...
drive! |
| 63. |
Don't cook your shaving
cream |
| 62. |
That's one spendy teddy
bear! |
| 61. |
Ben-Gay is now
scientific and stuff |
| 60. |
The movie so good you
should own four! |
| 59. |
Big hands invariably
lead to crime |
| 58. |
Professional
ass-kissing |
| 57. |
The Captain is an alien |
| 56. |
Could you carry a
Steinway like this? |
| 55. |
Do bears crap in the
woods? |
| 54. |
Non-traditional
cocktail models |
| 53. |
Drown that cottage
cheese in jelly! |
| 52. |
Cushy Ripples |
| 51. |
Dinosaurs' extinction
caused by bleach |
| 50. |
Dysentery Juice |
| 49. |
Ugly sweaters at
extremely high prices! |
| 48. |
It's a 140-dollar sale |
| 47. |
Smokin', datin' both
about ten minutes |
| 46. |
Cover up that hideous
vacuum! |
| 45. |
Carrying around a sumo
wrestler |
| 44. |
Wooden ducks and cigars |
| 43. |
Our product is
healthier if you eat healthier |
| 42. |
Julius Caesar: Toilet
Expert |
| 41. |
Don't subscribe... just
pay us! |
| 40. |
Cover up your laundry
stank |
| 39. |
Gardenburgers and phone
psychics |
| 38. |
Merry Cat's Ass! |
| 37. |
I'm thirsty. I
need beef and cheese! |
| 36. |
Better get a bunch of
lawn mowers! |
| 35. |
Cigarettes and hot
pants |
| 34. |
The son of God's...
plate |
| 33. |
It's so big that it's
too small |
| 32. |
Kodak's ASA math lesson |
| 31. |
It's French, sort of |
| 30. |
Butt Lint |
| 29. |
Neck sex toys |
| 28. |
What the hell do you do with
mayonnaise? |
| 27. |
Richard sells
Middishade |
| 26. |
The two-armed doll |
| 25. |
If you need a mousepad
to surf the web |
| 24. |
Shotguns 'n Racin'
Cars! Whooooo! |
| 23. |
Three-legged wife
murderer |
| 22. |
The smoothest phone
company |
| 21. |
Clothing models are
zany! |
| 20. |
Santa's hot nude elves
-- NSFW |
| 19. |
Pac-Man and Booze |
| 18. |
The Chastity Belt
Server |
| 17. |
Diggin' up the yard for
Easter |
| 16. |
Hey y'all! I
caught me a shoe! |
| 15. |
The son of God's...
BIRTHDAY plate |
| 14. |
Professional wrestlers
need plates, too |
| 13. |
Talk to the wing! |
| 12. |
My kitchen's a mess--
take a picture! |
| 11. |
Football-shaped pizza |
| 10. |
Reality shows and
church-- together at last |
| 9. |
Dolls with bodily
functions |
| 8. |
Diet? Exercise?
Hell, I just needed salad dressing! |
| 7. |
All this time, I've
been reading while on the can! |
| 6. |
Too short for what? |
| 5. |
A fish so clever, it
needs its own plate |
| 4. |
Kill wildlife and
appear professional |
| 3. |
Water? What do
you do with that? |
| 2. |
Clothing for the new
millennium |
| 1. |
Computer services for
the new millennium |
